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My name is Richard Head. For short, call me Dick. I’m known as the hottest, bulging love guru around. I help the nerds become lovers. There ain’t any experiences that I’ve never experienced before. I love working out at the gym. I love working on my muscles. I love building my pecks! Every lady loves a man who has raging biceps.